Vive la France! Les Hesheurs. Beatallica is set to play at the Motocultor Festival in Vannes, France on August 19th, 2012. Witness Kliff McBurtney wield his axe on the shores of Brittany as once his Norse ancestors did, this time for the powers of good. See how many escargot Ringo Lars can fit in his mouth at once. Hear GRG Hammetson III say "Ou va chez toi, ou chez moi?" Or see how many little pee-wee French beers Jaymz Lenfield can fit down his gullet. Vous y rencontrer!!!

 

Ten hut, heshers!  Spring is here and a Beatallibanger's fancy turns to...new tunes and new shows!  Yep, we have started the initial processes of recording what will be the next Beatallica full-length c.d.  Of course there are the following issues:  legal pitfalls, danger at every turn, McBurtney brewing, more legal wranglings....you get the idea.  But we are forging ahead and the new tunes sound great!  Can't wait to get them to you.  Hoping for a fall release and various stops for live gigs to play 'em for ya! 

 

Remember you can always complete your Beatallica discography, pick up shirts, and download ringtones by clicking  HERE.  DO IT!

 

 

But, until then, we had some US shows crop up.  Sort of unexpected, in all honesty, but still just as good to us!  Check us out at the following locales:

 

Saturday, April 28--New York City.  At the Delancy for the F-Bomb party.  10:00 p.m.  168 Delancy St.

Sunday, April 29--Wayne, NJ. William Patterson University.  FREE SHOW in the Student Center at 8:00 p.m.. 

Tuesday, May 1--Raleigh, NC at The Pour House Music Hall.  224 S. Blount St.  9:00 p.m. 

Thursday, May 3--Lexington, KY at Cosmic Charlie's.  388 Woodland Ave.  9:00 p.m. 

Friday, May 4--Sharon, PA at Quaker Steak and Lube.  2 SETS of Beatallica.  101 Chestnut St.  9:00 p.m. 

Saturday, May 5--Pittsburgh, PA at Hard Rock Cafe.  230 W. Station Square Dr.  9:00 p.m. 

 

A few off dates in there...hmm...we may be doing a speaking engagement at William Patterson, but we have been known to do house parties.  If you want it, and are serious, write us back here.

 

 

March brings the Beatalli-lads back to Milwaukee's 19th annual Spoof-Fest, birthplace of Beatallica. Hear Jaymz's stratospheric vocals in the Bee Gees and hear the bitchin' guitar harmonies of GRG III and Kliff in Thin Lizzy.  Check out the event on Facebook and LIKE it, you crazy kids: 

 

 

Congrats to Kliff on the release of his album by his viking/folk metal band, MJØD. Check it out at the Mjød Facebook page

 

That's all for now, kids.  We need to get back to work and Jaymz needs to get his Irish jig-rock on for a bit.  See you on the road!